deleteyourself:

Bacon in a glass, as advertised.

thedailywhat:

Hair-Razing Hazing of the Day: Denver Broncos draftee Tim Tebow’s hair falls victim to the tradition that all rookies must have their hair cut by a veteran teammate.

As one ONTD user notes (nsfw): “Now he looks like a monk from the 13th century. So now his appearance matches his ideology.”

[ontd.]

thedailywhat:

Number One Fan of the Day: Lindsay Lohan’s #1 fan eagerly awaits her early-morning release from the Lynwood Correctional Facility in Los Angeles.

Aw.

[bwe.]

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile In New York of the Day: Some lady jumps on the tracks at the Harlem-125th Street station following an alleged dispute with a her girlfriend and threatens to kill herself, but quickly remembers she forgot to spin her totem and gets the hell out of there.

[thanks ben!]

Really… girl?

Really Warner Bros?

deleteyourself:

Sounds delicious.